10. You decide to re-organize your family into a “team- based organization.”
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Babs Miller was bagging some early potatoes for me. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas.
The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a church in suburban Brooklyn, arrived in early October excited about their opportunities. When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work. They set a goal to have everything done in time to have their first service on Christmas Eve.
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
Believe in yourself
Like yourself first
Live a full life
Learn as you live
Build your own world
Be a leader, not a follower
Make your own choices
Speak for yourself
Battle your fears
Bring forward your courage
Use your intelligence wisely
Use your common sense
Dont overpower others
Dont underpower yourself
Be the best you can be
To your own satisfaction
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.
The husband said, “Who was that?” The wife said, “I don’t know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.”
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, “Hmm, this person looks familiar.” The second blonde says, “Here, let me see!” So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, “You dummy, it’s me!”
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, “No, honey, don’t do it!!!”
The blonde replies, “Shut up, you’re next!”
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, “Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them.”
A friend says, “OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?” The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy: W.”
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant
“Is it mine?”
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, “That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware”
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, “I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman.”
The Foreign Currency Exchange (or Forex, Spot market, or Cash Market) is a group of over 4500 world banks that are connected electronically.
It is different from the Stock Market because there is no centralized trading place. The Stock market trades $100 billion daily, the US Treasury Bond deals with $300 billion daily, but the Forex deals with $3 TRILLION daily! Because of this, it is much easier to get in and out of a trade.
The Forex open Sunday evening at 7pm EDT and closes Friday evening at 4PM EDT.
There are 3 sessions of trading:
- Asia 7 PM EDT to 6 AM EDT
- Europe 2 AM EDT to 11 AM EDT
- United States 8 AM EDT to 5 PM EDT
To trade the Forex, you need to open an account with a Forex broker, fund the account, then place a trade. This is easy to do if you have Internet access. You will also need charting software so that you can analyze the market.
90% of traders fail, and only 10% of traders succeed. The reason why so many fail, is because they fail to get a good education. They fail to secure a good mentor. I have found some excellent mentors at Market Traders Institute.
They have kept things simple and logical. They have always been available for me to ask questions. When I set up a trade, I can go into a live chat, and ask their opinion. They do live analysis of the market 5 times a day to help me see where the currencies are going and how I should be trading. They have always been patient with me.
I also have access to other traders that are learning in the MTI chatroom. I have made many friends in the chatroom and we help each other.
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answers. . . .
Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. “I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it’s the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others he is told by the doorman.
Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants.
“See, Here is your first room mate. He has an IQ of 180!” “That”s wonderful!” says Albert. “We can discuss mathematics!”
“And here is your second room mate. His IQ is 150!” “That’s wonderful!” says Albert. “We can discuss physics!”
“And here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100!” “That’s wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!”
Just then another man moves out to capture Albert’s hand and shake it. “I’m your last room mate and I’m sorry, but my IQ is only 80.” Albert smiles back at him and says, “So, where do you think the stock market is heading?”