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We are what we think; all that we are, arises with our thoughts; with our thoughts, we make the world.

Women have strengths that amaze men….
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I can’t get the freakin printer to work!

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Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

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Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it.
Touching words from the mouth of babes..
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Susie’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Continue reading

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THE LORD’S PRAYER
Rather cleverly done.

This is in two parts, the prayer (in blue type)
and GOD (in red type) in response.

It is very, very good.

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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.  

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TEACHER:    Why are you late?
STUDENT:     Class started before I got here.
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A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. Continue reading

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A man was exploring caves by the Seashore. In one of the caves he found a canvas bag with a bunch of hardened clay balls. It was like someone had rolled clay balls and left them out in the sun to bake. They didn’t look like much, but they intrigued the man, so he took the bag out of the cave with him. As he strolled along the beach, he would throw the clay balls one at a time out into the ocean as far as he could. Continue reading

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